We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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