there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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