dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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