i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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