Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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