Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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