She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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