Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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