My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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