just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
