Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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