you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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