Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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