so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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