You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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