guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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