I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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