she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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