I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
