It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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