We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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