was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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