god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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