he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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