I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
