So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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