Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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