OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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