so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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