Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is Oprah even human
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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