With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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