Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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