You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Shame - the story of my life.
send nudes
from the living room?
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