It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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