let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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