why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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