I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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