I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
i out mim tonsoeep
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