He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
