So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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