What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
