I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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