Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
tell me about the fingering
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