Can i not drive my cunt home
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize
