Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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