Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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