my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Fuck appropriateness.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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