Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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