It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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