Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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