Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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