We won't sleep together?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
