um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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