what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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